He points, I write witticisms…says the funniest person in the room.Tumblr (3.0; @chinatripnihaoreactions)http://chinatripnihaoreactions.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo93nszj4j1qmgxvjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>That’s either an exotic dessert and they’re using textiles as menus, OR they believe chocolate works as a fantastic exfoliant! And to think I was just about to EAT this bar of chocolate. I’ll let you know how this goes in a little bit!</p> <p><strong>EDIT: </strong>I…really don’t think that’s chocolate he was rolling in. Don’t ask me why I think that.</p>http://chinatripnihaoreactions.tumblr.com/post/7558205763http://chinatripnihaoreactions.tumblr.com/post/7558205763Tue, 12 Jul 2011 22:45:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo6hbq2VVJ1qmgxvjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>There are so many Buddhas around that Kohl’s keeps putting them on their little clearance tables. You are at a Kohl’s in China, right?</p>http://chinatripnihaoreactions.tumblr.com/post/7496800560http://chinatripnihaoreactions.tumblr.com/post/7496800560Mon, 11 Jul 2011 12:47:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo6hasyBpN1qmgxvjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span> </span></p> <p>Dear Noah,</p> <p>Great news! We’ve finally completed the construction of the concrete arc you asked for. It’s great because if the waters ever recede the arc will come to rest on land and serve as a house!</p> <p>-The Romans</p>http://chinatripnihaoreactions.tumblr.com/post/7496782998http://chinatripnihaoreactions.tumblr.com/post/7496782998Mon, 11 Jul 2011 12:47:00 -0400